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Jul 27, 2005 | 11:34 PM EDT
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Programming by Tom Fulp
Art by Dan Paladin

PRESS Q TO TOGGLE QUALITY. Some users may need to toggle it to 'low'.

A = light jab
S = heavy attack
arrows = walk

Experiment with the combo system to kill as efficiently as possible. Meet dad in the bad part of town.

I submitted this 30 minutes early AS A SPECIAL TREAT.

Reviews


noname4478noname4478

Rated 5 / 5 stars

this is nice but my primary concern is.....

WHERE THE FUCK IS PICO 2?!



daveknockwindaveknockwin

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great but not Perfect

Everything about this game is awesome/ I only have a few complaints. First of all, the graphics are getting kind of old (but still awesome non the lesss). Also sometimes when you are trying to attack an enemy you do even hurt him (thats what happens when you try to make a side scroller with a 3D plane but I just hope your next console version is'nt like that). Also, health packs should be placed thru out the game because it gets real difficult to get past the ninjas if you have little health. Last but not less, you should add two more buttons to the game, one being a grap button (you shouldn't have to walk up to the enemy or object because sometimes instead of picking up a explosive object I just punch it!!!) and a block button (I hate not having any control over how many times I get hit).



Long-Haired-BastardLong-Haired-Bastard

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Glitch

If you knock the propane tanks and one of them hits Wilbur, you will not be able to move.(This happened because he didnt kill the the person he was killing) 5/5



AngelOfMoneyAngelOfMoney

Rated 5 / 5 stars

w00t, huge-ass-afro-american dun whooped me

I dont get what the hell that guy before was on, with the 300 posts. This game is holy shnozle balls good. It reminded me highly of the now successful Alien Hominid went it first came out. Addictive, fun to burn time on, and no matter how many times you mighta played or beaten it, theres always this lil itch on the side to play again.
Tom, i salute you (dont be too happy about that, i liked your game, im saluting you for all the little AD's on the side with boobies flying around in them. Im easy)



chewparkachewparka

Rated 5 / 5 stars

message to phanto

dude, phantosanucca, shut the fuck up. beating up defenseless children is what makes this thing fun. this game is just a time-waster, if he put in legitimate enemies then he'd have to go through some long story about revenge, justice, blah blah blah... fuck that shit, just beat up everybody you see. and the combo system is fine, just because you couldn't figure it out doesn't mean it's "broken." "a, s, a" does a quick punch, stab with knife, then a hammer on the top of the head with the handle of the knife. "a, a, a, s, s" does a punch, punch, headbutt, donkey kick, and a double-fist hammer over the top of his head. there's more but i won't get into that... so don't go blabbing about a "broken combo system" or whatever the hell it is you said when it works just fine.

so, in all, just quit wasting your time writing big, long essay reviews when you have no clue about what you're talking about.