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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 2 / 5 stars


got extremly boring after the first few seconds, until snakes eye got ripped out, that was good right there


Rated 2 / 5 stars


it was how do u say it ... ok but next time snake should win.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

Cheap humor...

Cheap humor ain't that funny. It didn't make me laugh one bit. Graphics were ok though. Yet, the concept was random and plotless... I have nothing against plotless movies if they are funny, but this wasn't.

A waste of your talents, in my opinion.


Rated 2 / 5 stars


Sorry, for me it is a piece of crab/p... Not funny, stupid jokes, irritating OLIOLI guy... only Snake's voice is good :)


Rated 2 / 5 stars


I musn't get the humor in this... perhaps because i've never played metal gear solie, or maybe because i'm not a full retard.
Anyways, it was a total waste of time, I never even snickered once, and I felt as soon as it was over that the author wasted my time.