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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Major Zero: What the hell happened?
Para-Medic: Snake died by a crab.
Major Zero: What did he use against it?
Para-Medic: His Knife.
Major Zero: Wouldn't it have been more wise to use his gun?

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

LOOILOOILOOIL that was so fuuny that my borther shit his pants XD

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

I have been watching this video for years and i love it more everytime. Thank you for creating this masterpeice!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

L00ILOOi0000!!!! GHAHAHAAHAHAAAAH!@!!@!! O goodness that cracked me up! Good Show dude, keep em comin!