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May 24, 2005 | 2:29 PM EDT
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News Update (3/24/2014)
I have released an HD/remastered version of Crab Battle onto YouTube. Check it out at the link below and don't forget to stay past the credits.

Metal Gear Solid 3: Crab Battle

Snake is in for the fight of his life as he finds himself face-to-face
against an unlikely foe.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


This was the funniest thing I've seen today. My sister says it's the stupidest thing she saw in her life. Good job.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

1,000,000 thumbs up

JESUS CRIST it's the best shit ever.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Deku power is gay.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is one of the funny video i have seen on NG

This was funny I loved it. Thats all I can say and the other voice of para medic made this the most funny video I have ever seen.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Oh god!

I love this so much! It made me wake everyone up laughing. I know exactly where this comes from. When I saw the crab, I didnt know what it was. So I shot it. And got me some good ol crab legs. Mm mmmm.