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Savlo's AutoTabernacle

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UPDATED: NOW WITH SATANIST SERVICE.
The AutoTabernacle is a virtual church which people of various faiths throughout the world can visit in order to worship their respective deities.
Mostly serious.

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terrorists and satanists do not belong in the temple of god. why would you pervert something so holy. shame on you!

Interesting, but…

Now that that’s over with, I’ll move on to the much more pure statistics. Let me being saying this, it is with out a doubt an original concept, though I also noticed you’ve left out the Jewish belief, something you should add seeing as a huge amount of atheists derives from Jewish people. And my second note would have to be a major frown at you, for using Iron Maiden’s “Number of the beast” which is a copy righted song, without even mentioning it in your submission, though it’s only a clip of it, it’s still a blunt violation of copy rights, and for you own good, edit it. Simply mention you’ve used Iron Maiden’s music for your flash, and should be much better. Also, your written intro just felt like a massive and fake intro trying to make every member of any religion happy. If you claim absolute neutrality in the form of atheism, just say no more. Just say, “here is your electronic church, though I doubt the experts of any of those cults/religions will accept this as valid worship <_<.

As for the flash, the graphics was moderate, not much drawing or animating took place for all I could see, and still. It’s ok. It’s Style, it’s sort of a multi verse church, though sadly, not a very good one, some editing is required. Music was various, but as I believe also all copy righted and isn’t legal to just go ahead and use like that. Violence was none, Interactivity only meant reading the intro, choosing a religion/cult, and pressing ahead end worship button, with the back option. I’m no Theologist, but even I am not impressed. Good luck next time. It had little humor, Satan made a appearance. Some effort is visible, as I said, it’s very original, diverse and overall, nice, but could use a lot of work. Hope you find the review helpful.

Now that that’s out of the way, I’ll move to the more pure statistics.

Graphics: 6, Some pictures were used in the flash overall, some background images, and the slightest bit of actual animation. It wasn’t all too bad even though I had expected a bit more. You did add the symbols of each religion/cult, which is nice. Most had some related image, but I think those who actually believe in that religion would like to see more than just one image.

Style: 5, Not much to be said in this field any way but I’ll take a shot. Made in a game form, it’s unique, but a much bigger collection of interests for every religion/cult would be a nice addition. If I may also suggest a slide show for the important images and aspects of every religion/cult you choose to put into this flash.

Sound: 3, As you know, I am not appreciative of the fact you took Iron Maiden’s song and pasted onto the Satanist part without as much as adding it any where in you submission description. It is a copy righted song and it is quite against the law to host it online, like here in NG, without as much as a mention to its authors. Next time, when uploading a submission I hope you think about that and credit the artists of whatever music you may use.

Violence: 0, In a flash, describing tolerance to all religions/cult I expected no violence, excluding the Satanists though there was nothing of that what so ever. Good work.

Humor: Except the minor appearance of Satan and Iron Maiden’s music, nothing much.

Originality: 10, I myself have never anything quite like this, and while my say may not mean much, I think it’s an incredibly creative and imaginative idea you have here. Should you perfect excessively, there is no telling what might happen, imagine people of all kinds paying good money to worship something online, instead of a long walk to the nearest Satanist Chapel…Could be fun, wonder if it will ever, oh well.

Diversity: 8, Several religions are included, though a couple were left out, I know nothing of what all sorts of turban wearing bastards worship, but I do know Jewish people exist at least several millions of them, and this tribute might want to include them, just a thought though.

Effort: 7, Noticeable, nothing overly exhausting in my point of view, but good none the less.

Overall: 6, ok flash, needs a bit more work..

Yay Buddhism

Now i can worship buddah on the net. how cool would it be if there was a chat room where loads of diffrent religious people talk?

you idiot

satanists do not worship satan
do a damn search

the thing with the rocks was scary O_o

Great

You revewied my movie ages ago, and it stank... but you have made a real masterpiece here ... well done

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Apr 16, 2005
2:40 PM EDT