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Oct 28, 2004 | 3:13 AM EDT

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    Salad Fingers A strange cartoon about a creature who loves to touch rusty metal.

Author Comments

This is my first soundboard*. It is based on the creation of David Firth. The soundboard works optimally at full screen. Links include David Firth's site, newgrounds' Salad Fingers Collections and a thread on ebaumsworld to discuss and post calls made with the board. Any and all feedback is welcome. I'm also providing a link within the soundboard that is downloadable and expandable, so that all the buttons are easily legible. Enjoy.

*Note, this was my first soundboard, but it has been recently updated to fix some display errors and also providing a link for people to download the soundboard. Again, enjoy.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Perfect for prank calls!

me:hello there
me:do you have a name?
guy:uh yeah this bob who's this?
me:this is Huber Baxter
me: I'm here to en quire about your spoons
me: i must find the perfect spoon
me:i think im gonna go
me:bye bye
*hangs up*


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Random Person: Hello?
Me: Hello.
Random person: Who is this?
Me: I'm Stewart Baxter.
Random person: What do you want?
Me: Might I ask where you keep the spoons?
Random Person:......Uhhh-
Me: I just want to marry you....
Random Person: What....?
Me: I'm orgasmic!
Random Person: What the hell?
Me: Have you got a name?
Random person: I'm Derik, what did you say your name was again?
Derik: Hello?
Me: I....I must of dozed off......
Derik:...I'm.... gonna hang up now.
Me: I like fish, I like to touch them....
Derik: (hangs up)

-Ten minutes later-

Derik: Hello?
Me: I've got a fish in the oven.....
Derik: Hello who is this........ Oh it's you....
Me: It smells about done.....
Derik: (hangs up)

I tried calling him again, but he disconnected his phone... LOL

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

XD that was awesome!!!!111!!ONE

Me; Hello there
Guy; hello?
Me; i'm rusty cumberdale
Guy; (whispering to somebody) I think it's a prank call
Me; I like water
(hangs up)

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


a lot of users would understand it better if the quotes were in English


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Help help me lol this is going right into my favourites

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