My friend Jay ( http://bigmixup.com ) made a website called Rock, Paper, Saddam! ( http://rockpapersaddam.com ), which has become a MASSIVE INTERNET PHENOMENON!!!! Perhaps you have already been to his site, in which case, this flash file is of now use to you. (that is, unless you're interested in seeing the seeeecret easter egg that I put in there :D)
Anyhoo, he ask-ed me to make a flash site to accompany his regular html site, so here it is.
If you feel this flash file is lacking anything, take it up with Jay, because he requested it to be pretty basic.
And now, to further elaborate on this matter, a word from the creator, Jay Barnes: