These guys could be the biggest D&D dorks on the planet!
Miracle Explosion is the story of a toaster.
How much fun can one have with dead babies?
Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"