Death finally gets his own show and a chance to speak his mind.
Behold, it's Captain Low-Rez! 25 pixels of spacefaring courage!
Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"