The series features the author, Rocky Pinnicle, fighting Kermit the Frog.
Welcome to the wonderful world of Jim!
This poor character keeps killing himself!
Over a field and through a gate,
Down a path and in a lake,
Lived Whitmore the Toad Pirate - Bad to the bone,
Abondoned his ship - now captains a stone,
People stay clear, they know what he'll do,
"That's Whitmore the Toad Pirate, he'll give you warts"