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these are real conversations that i've recorded with real telemarketers. i did these a long time ago, but thought some of you might get a kick out of them... it's fun to take advantage of someone's time when their job is to take advantage of your time.

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very funny video, and Odin11.....

I'd buy that for a dollar!

It's ok

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CALL NOW LOL!
I was surprised you actually almost had a conversation with a TELEMARKETER!
Wow! DEATH TO ALL TELEMARKETERS!!!!

Oh god

Oh man... I love it, that's hilarious... I hate telemarketer

Thank You

just for causing that women the pain she so rightly deserves for doing that job. I salute you.

nice

pentium 1 eh? lol wow if that was a real coment that must suck

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