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02/14/2004 | 10:12PM EST
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3.88 / 5.00
Score Rank: #8,779 Popularity Rank: #9,391
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Blam this piece of crap!
This makes poop look good.
Nothing too new or interesting.
Not bad. In fact… I like it!
This Flash is crunk, fo' shizzle!
Woot!!! All my 5 R belong to this!
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A little something I threw together for all you sim date lovers. Please note that it is a parody. There are a couple easter eggs including a secret character, so look carefully.
For those of you trying to "beat" the game - Well, there are 2 ways to score, and one of them is with the secret character. (HINT: The one under the table is NOT the secret character!)
Enjoy, and happy Valentine's day :)
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Average Score: 8.9 / 10
"Great!"
So you either die, get badly hurt or injured, of turn out gay.
Funny game.
Very good animation. Great humor.
And for anyone having trouble, the two ways to actuelly get 'secks' are either to stalk Kumquat (Before asking to dance) or see what's inside that closet...
"help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
dude i cant get any girls and ive tried like everything!! auther help!! tell me what to do
"its decent"
i know you don't really care about this flash submission anymore... but it was way too short
"cool"
lol that was the funniest game ever...
"Lol"
Really good game, wuved it. But where are other easter eggs except the char?