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Jan 14, 2004 | 10:29 PM EST
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Gel's Words of Wisdom:
There's a problem with the preloader, so those with dial-up may have to wait about 2 minutes for anything to appear. It's there!

Menu keys
Navigate menu: U, J, H, K
Menu select: spacebar
Go back in menu: S

The hats are for just for looks; they don't do anything special. If you're hardcore, you'll find all the hidden hats, and I mean ALL of them. Most hidden hats are obtained by achieving a statistical goal (e.g. destroying a LOT of trees).

The game controls are best explained visually, in the game. To see the keys, you can pause the game with the Return key (aka Enter).

Synj's Babbling:
i like the flower hat. tricky is with us even if we can't see him.



Rated 4 / 5 stars January 25, 2014

Good game


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 12, 2012

The game itself is good but because of the fucked up controls 2.5 stars


Rated 4 / 5 stars July 18, 2012

Are you guys really hating on a game from 2004? Seriously?

I find this game awesome, 4/5.


Rated 3 / 5 stars March 30, 2012

It's OK, and fun for the first minute. The conrols need work


Rated 1 / 5 stars April 25, 2011


cantankerousTANK is a short and easy game. there are only two levels and they are easy. one of the shortest games ever. and do you die? or are you just senselessly destroying bulidings with a pointless health bar at the top? 2/10 1/5.

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