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  • Strategy Guide
    Strategy Guide Video game advice from everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido!

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*** Strategy Guide has a website! ***
http://www.sgcartoon.com

Welcome to Strategy Guide, hosted by everyone's favorite intergalactic space alien, Guido, and his pet cow Jorge! This time, Guido picks one of the toughest Nintendo games ever made, and attempts to prove it is impossible.

As promised (and on time might I add), I present to you: Episode 2! You don't need to watch episode 1 to understand this, as each episode stands on its own. Those of you who are familiar with the series should notice that the animation is a lot more fluid. To make a long story short, I changed my technique and jacked the fps from 24 to 30, for your viewing pleasure! Please enjoy the cartoon - your laughs and support keep me going.

And now for the Episode 2 FAQ, because you KNOW someone will ask!

Q: I was expecting more of the family after seeing the trailer. What gives?

A: This episode serves as a great jumping point for future installments. I now have a universe of characters at my disposal. Unfortunately, I have to introduce those characters before I can use them! So, episode 2 serves and an introduction to the Strategy Guide universe. Each following episode will contain one or more of Guido's family members.

Q: I've gotten to stage 3! Do you really suck?

A: No, I've made it to stage 3 as well (although admittedly, only a few times). This is what we in the cartoon business like to call a joke. :)

Q: Do you know the Stage Select Code for this game?

A: Yer darn tootin I do! Hold Right and press B, B, B. Release Right and press Up, B, B, B, Left, B, B, B, Down, B, B, B, Start.

Q: Are you in this for the money?

A: I'm in this because I find Guido as funny as you do!

Q: The Intro song ROCKS OUT! Where can I get more information about this band?

A: Go to RAGE's website! http://www.rage-on.de/ ... they've been around for years, and have many albums from which to choose. I recommend you buy them all. They're very talented musicians.

Reviews


LivecorpseLivecorpse

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Grade A Material.

You really know what to make flash about thats for sure. Very impressive. pretty Smooth for 15 FPS or whatever you used.
LOL @ John Romero reference.



colin-in-sickcolin-in-sick

Rated 4 / 5 stars

God, I hate that flucking game.

This was the first game I ever sold because I had to get it away from my home. Someone was going to get hurt. Anyway, this is a high-quality movie. It had a very clean polished feel, unlike so many of the cheap, ugly looking and sounding stuff I'm used to seeing. It could have been funnier. I'd stick to slamming the games and avoid the distracting alien humor, but that's just me. Keep up the good work. My suggestions for future reviews: Friday the 13th, Ikari Warriors, and the ever-painful Bad Dudes.


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OkeimaOkeima

Rated 4 / 5 stars

The first episode with the kickass intro.

I've beaten that part with the goblin things. Ah well. Just as good as the first.



applepie-clockapplepie-clock

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Love it!

I love this series! Not as much swaring as the first one but it was fun to watch. I give it 4 splats



ashmaster66769ashmaster66769

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I BEAT THE THIRD LEVEL

its called game genie n anybody not on welfare in the 80s had 1 :)
ahahah riot