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Jan 25, 2001 | 12:45 AM EST

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Fresh from is the one you can't send to your mother! We have two valentines on NEWGROUNDS check em' out!
We were so tired of sappy valentines cards so we invented Swearbear to set things straight! Check out The SWEARBEAR toy on



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars February 15, 2002


Fuck Valentine's Day!


Rated 1 / 5 stars February 15, 2002


ha ha. Funny funny
Hee hee. Haw haw
i am not laughing.


Rated 0 / 5 stars February 15, 2002


that was retarded


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars February 15, 2002

Damn this gets old fast

As much as I appreciate something resembling a slam on Valentine's Day, I find Swearbear to lose it's shock value and entertainment after 2 views, tops. Try breathing some life into it, like a Swearbear vs Teddy Ruxpin deathmatch.


Rated 5 / 5 stars February 14, 2002

good although short

Although the movie may be short it's a good humorous way to get into the holiday spirit. I liked the sound effects the most. Were did you get those moaning sounds from? I get aroused just listening to it. Well good luck and fuck you cock sucker!!!!!