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Jan 25, 2001 | 12:45 AM EST

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Fresh from is the one you can't send to your mother! We have two valentines on NEWGROUNDS check em' out!
We were so tired of sappy valentines cards so we invented Swearbear to set things straight! Check out The SWEARBEAR toy on



Rated 1 / 5 stars


ha ha. Funny funny
Hee hee. Haw haw
i am not laughing.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


that was retarded


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Damn this gets old fast

As much as I appreciate something resembling a slam on Valentine's Day, I find Swearbear to lose it's shock value and entertainment after 2 views, tops. Try breathing some life into it, like a Swearbear vs Teddy Ruxpin deathmatch.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

good although short

Although the movie may be short it's a good humorous way to get into the holiday spirit. I liked the sound effects the most. Were did you get those moaning sounds from? I get aroused just listening to it. Well good luck and fuck you cock sucker!!!!!


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

HAHA, fuck you swear bear!

You fucking cock sucker!