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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

Cool but

The old woman wasn't a weapon its a love


Rated 5 / 5 stars


great game. take that creepy old guy.


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This game is funny but it needs more weps

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Rated 4 / 5 stars

Even after all these years it's still awesome

You know I gotta say because of this game (And LQFA) I can honestly never look at the Old Man the same way again. But yeah love the options you gave and the fact that the old geezer is a wiseass is funny as hell. That said keep up the good work Mockery!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I thought you would actually get to fight and kill him, this a a disappointment....