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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars



Rated 4 / 5 stars

that old man got raped by an old hag! lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

After playing Abobo and him ending my life on a Perma-Death series on my YouTube channel I needed to kill him.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

you can kill him with food? XD


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Man,this game is older then me