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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
  • Daily Feature January 21, 2001

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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!

Reviews


lucariopokemonsoniclucariopokemonsonic

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome Game!

I liked the old woman part the most. LOL
I also especially like how he talks to you when you don't click a weapon.
Great Work!



nataboxnatabox

Rated 1 / 5 stars

...

Ummm , random



nightshade37nightshade37

Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol

hahaha, i have always hated that rotten old basterd, i killed him till he was dead and it made me smile cause he was dead, lol, it could use more though, more ways to kill him i mean



snakebite321snakebite321

Rated 4 / 5 stars

WAIT A MINUTE...

So he doesn't like having sex with women, but he loves to try and rape link? He is one strange, strange, MESSED UP old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Warelord360Warelord360

Rated 5 / 5 stars

THIS IS..

NOT SPARTA!!

IT'S HOT WASSABI, MY FRIEND!!!!!

(Yes I like capslock >__<)