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Jan 20, 2001 | 6:38 PM EST
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Author Comments

You remember the OLD MAN from the game zelda? He would give you weapons, but most of the time he would turn you down and tell you that you had to go do something else before he gave you good stuff. Didn't that piss you off? Didn't you just want to kill him?

So did I, but it wouldn't let you kill him. In fact, sometimes if you tried to hit him, the fires next to him would shoot you with fireballs.

Well, I've just created this "game" that LETS YOU KILL THE OLD BASTARD! Check it out, it's got all the original graphics and sounds from ZELDA!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

My life is complete

i finnally get to kill old man and person under me go,,, or to find out or use your best friend google

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Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

weird typo

lol i played the origanal NES zelda but you cant attack him,he dissapears after you get the sword.thats a weird typo.


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


It's an okay game, but it's quite boring. I'd like a few more features. Anyways, good job on making this.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Awesome Game!

I liked the old woman part the most. LOL
I also especially like how he talks to you when you don't click a weapon.
Great Work!


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Ummm , random