Score: 0
"THE REVIEW THAT SUMS IT ALL UP"
date: January 23, 2006
These are my own notions, and everything previously said, and this needs to be read.
1.) Trebek's mouth moves around his face for some (or no) reason. Clearly a mistake.
2.) Cage's podium should be gone. He didn't write that a podium was gone, his disappears.
3.) Their point totals should go down when getting questions wrong. This wasn't an issue on SNL because point values were not shown.
4.) Sean Connery was spelled wrong.
5.) Calista Flockhart was spelled wrong.
6.) Potent Potables was spelled horribly.
7.) Bad capitalization for most of the categories.
8.) Calista should have written nothing, as in left it blank. She would not have written "nothing," the joke is that she does absolutely nothing during that time.
9.) What was with that penis Calista had?
10.) "JEOPARDY!" should have an excalamation point.
11.) "Things you shouldn't put in your mouth," not "Thing not put in mouth."
12.) "Opposites" is spelled wrong, and the category is just Opposites, not "Continue with opposite." That is what Alex said.
13.) "This is the month that starts with Feb?" shouldn't have a question mark.
14.) You are an idiot.
15.) Of course, the entire thing is stolen from SNL.
16.) In real Jeopardy!, "Double Jeopardy!" has values from $400-$2000.
17.) "Anapolio is Gone"? They aren't retarded. (You though, maybe.)
18.) Buck should be written "buck," not $1.
19.) "Buck Futter" should be "Butt F***er," not "F*** Butter."
20.) This thing should be thrown into the sun and never seen again, not earning a rating above 3.00 in the portal.
20 Reasons why this sucks.
