The Star Gods are pleased with me. Pretty fun game.
Don't Move
January 7, 2014 –January 6, 2020
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Author Comments
Don't Move starts simply: move left or right. But as you try -- and as you fail -- to move, you unlock more of the game's mechanisms. With each new element comes new challenges and more rewards!
Use left and right or A and D to move. Press P to toggle pause. This game saves your progress automatically.
Volume control is with +/- and you can mute with 0 (zero).
Note: If you can't reach 100%, you're missing something!
If you enjoyed this game, please consider buying it or the soundtrack:
http://steverichey.com/dontmove/
Also please vote for and share the Steam Greenlight page!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=237086399
Reviews
The idea is simple but it wasted 50 mins of my time. I guess this was the author's purpose, but it is just improper.
The game's a bit more difficult than it deserves to be for communicating the message it wants to, but the message is so absolutely pointed that it almost excuses it.
The reviews for this are great to read for someone who actually gets the joke.
The point of this game is to take a stab at the culture of achievements, medals, scoring and everything else that makes a game seem rewarding without adding any gameplay. The entire point of it is that the gameplay is shallow, dull, and barely even there.
It's the extrapolation of modern gaming trends to a ridiculous point.
I can't believe that actually needs explaining! I have to believe that everyone posting suggestions for improvement is being ironic, rather than being so ingrained into EA-style bullshit to notice a parody when it stares them in the face.
Hold down D, then click outside of the window. Let go of D, and the character will automatically move and you can go waste your time with something else instead!
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- Score
- 2.82 / 5.00