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Russian bath

December 25, 2013 –
September 2, 2019
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Author Comments

Russian bath simulator. Before starting the process put a broom under the head girl. Dial scoop water from a bucket and throw some in the oven. Take the rest of brooms and start action. Monitor the temperature and humidity. Open a window that would reduce the temperature. Pour water on the girl. Keep the temperature and humidity conditions in the mean value.

Reviews

For people that don't understand how to win the game:
Your goal is to make the girl happy so you have to gve her a massage(?) with twigs in the sauna.
I first thought giving the right massage would be raise pleasure but it does not. It is even more simple.
To raise pleasure, heat and humidity have to be in the middle, if they are too high or too low she will loose pleasure.
Temperature rises automatically, you can reduce the heat if you open the window but this will also reduce a little from the humidity. To raise humidity you have to throw some water in the oven, you the hot water (red bucket) since you get a penality for using cold water. This action will also raise the temperature again by a little. So like I said before is to keep temperature and humidity in the middle. The massage itself don't seem to be very important except you get some penalty of you don't pay attention if she raises certain limbs like her arms or her feet.
The point system is somehow confusing but I fo get that green are "good" points and brown is the peneality. You get a penality for everthing you do wrong or forget, like putting cold water in the oven instead of hot water.
There are still some things I don't get like "soar from the feet" (in the instructions you can see what gives you pounts and penality) and I don't even understand what will happen if the penality is too high (you don't loose and it isn't shown in the highscore) so I guess this isn't needed.
If her pleasure is high enough you win the game and she will give you a little kiss, if her pleasure is too low she slaps you in the face and you loose.

I hope this instructions helped everyone.

Okay, time to review the game. I actually liked it. It's somehow funny. But it's not a very good game. The lack of instructions makes it hard to understand the game, I just figured everything through trial and error out. The idea to make a massage game even if it is a not well known method of massage (russian massage) is unique I guess. It is not well made because mos moves you do don't really count. You don't have to find "right spots" you just can whip her and nothing happens only if she raises her feet you get some points. And instead of this you cann just throw water in the oven and get points verytime, so, yeah, the point system is somehow worthless. The penality system has also no reason to exist, instead make just ONE point system and reduce the points if you do something wrong.

For one: if your gonna give this a T rating, no boobies. Period. And if even if you hadn't, whipping a naked girl with branches doesn't make the cut either. M rated if I ever saw it. Besides, this is supposed to be a RUSSIAN bath, so most people here have no clue what is going on. What might be okay for one culture might NOT be okay for another. This simply needs an explanation over what it is and what happens in it, that way if this is normal for Russia and not inappropriate then people won't get too upset over it. After all, hey, foreign culture!
The instructions made no sense either and give me the sense that English is not your first language, so you might want to work on that. The man's movements were too slow for my taste, and the longer he takes to do something the more points are being dropped from the meter. Try again, dude.

This should not be a teen game...

just, you could do better. ):

I liked it actually. Quite fun/funny to play.
But, I couldn't pleasure the girl :(

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1.49 / 5.00