Maybe upgrades would make this game better and some background music too, but with the game in this state i'm gonna have to say "Blam this piece of crap"
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
A kid who wishes to be a master of dodging, you see his dream is to one day be so good at this that he can make a living off of it to take care of his sick sister with the money he makes.