Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

As the muffin slowly moves through the fray, it realizes that it just might be the final journey it will ever embark upon. After pondering this painful thought, the muffin chooses to venture onward, knowing that it must continue its pace although nothing remains.

Because....

IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

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