he got a bullet to the knee
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
The colonial inhabitants of New York were amazed in 1702 to see their
governor, Lord Cornbury, open the state assembly on behalf of Queen Anne,
wearing a hooped skirt and head-dress and carrying a fan. "You stupid
people," he told those who gasped. "I represent a woman and I ought to do so
as faithfully as I can." Soon afterwards he adopted women's dress at all
times, at which point he was sent back to England, probably to the great
relief of all concerned.
P.S.
I have no idea what to put in this box!
Wait! I know. Got the idea from Cp_skyrim (look it up. It's kinda awesome)
Credit song: Heavy Breakfast Machine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHXQhCPCk2Q (dl link in description)
he got a bullet to the knee
POOTISPOW!!!
RED Heavy used Hyper Voice!
It's a Critical Hit!
Sandvich died!
RED Heavy gained 9,000 EXP!
Level Up!
Congratulations, your RED Heavy evolved into RED Uber Heavy!
I used to fus ro dah sandvitches but then i took a bullet to the knee.
lols