Expressing your list of rants about the latest media that America's already having problems dealing with...well played, whoever in God's name you're known as.
Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
Everybody rants. Ranting is a necessary component for life on Earth. Now, when you are a jaded, drug using, bitterly deranged, alcoholic, with a butt for a head, ranting goes to a whole different level. Toss a pinch of schizophrenia on top of it, and you have Marvin Dipswitch. :)