Wow......you need help.
I'm sorry Tom didn't have the foresight to cater to your every whim. You need to consider the number of people that submit to this site just as much and if not more than you do and also consider that he doesn't have enough tablets to give to everyone that wants one.
NewGrounds is successful but NOT THAT successful to give one to everyone.
Tell you what.......grow up and maybe that'll change MY mind about you.