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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

September 1, 2008 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark - God commands Noah to build an Ark after deciding to end all life on earth.

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Also good.

More of the same good stuff from this guy. All biblical, and all spoofed for our viewing pleasure.

Considering that so many Mediterranean religions speak of a world-wide flood, it can be surmised that there was, at the very least, a massive flood localized on the Mediterranean region. Evidence that would support this includes water erosion up to the shoulders of the Egyptian Sphinx. Such a flood would have very likely appeared to have covered the entire earth. Just my point of view on the event.

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Which one are you using? Cause it doesn't sound like the New International version.

<deleted> responds:

King James Version of the Bible.

God is cool

He does what he wants, beeyatch!

Isn't that what being cool is? Doing what you want because you can?

But it's not if you have power...

I'm confused about coolness. It's confusing.

Meh, I think I'll just stay a geek. At least I kbnow what's expected of me.

LOL

did i just see a dead dinosaur? lol

<deleted> responds:

Yeah! They died out during the flood silly!!

Nope

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH XD

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