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Messed-Up Bible Stories 4

September 1, 2008 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Wowie! Daily Feature, Weekly Users' Choice, and Front Page! Thanks to everyone!

Messed-Up Bible Stories: Noah's Ark - God commands Noah to build an Ark after deciding to end all life on earth.

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The most blasphemous thing I ave ever seen

So I give you a ten, and a five for twisting a bible into a humorous tale. The use of the actual text and critical thinking to create a satirical bible flash. awesome stuff.

lolz

very funny and true, also, if noah was the only man alive, from here came the black and asian people?

<deleted> responds:

We learn that in the next episode: Tower of Babel!

Just between you and me...

The story about Noah's arc is where the wirters of the Bible really messed up. First of all this story about global flooding is taken from The Epic of Ghilgamesh, a story written some 400 years before the Old Testament.

And then there is the presumption that every kind of creature just happened to live
in Noah's backyard, just waiting to hop on the arc. Silly Bible... ^^

Now that's more like it!

Great stuff, Sam. I'm surprised that you don't get that much of hate reviews from "true forgiving" Christians.
So far there is one review that will get deleted in no time. I will take it on my Ark and save it so the world will know in the future how peaceful and forgiving true Christians are:
killerman170 (what a peaceful Christian username) said:
"FUCK YOU!"
And then he added:
"you made fun of god! what the hell is wrong with you you PIG!"
How nice of him, isn't it, people :)
Well, all I can hope for is this to get on the front page so I can check back later and laugh reading ridiculous brainwashed Christian points of view.
Once again, you did it - another great Flash out there - 5/5 and 10/10
Just make more, this series is one of your best works so far.

omg

this was hilarious! good job man! keep up the good work!

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