Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

This game was made in one hour. Well, pretty much, I spent a bit longer signing up for the NG API and trying to get that working. Anyways, you have to use the mouse to dodge pillars as the screen rotates.
Edit: WOOOO! Frontpage! That was very unexpected. Thanks to whoever put it there :)