Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

UPDATE:
A few people are saying that Santa is giving them not what they ask for
and even giving them porn. Let me tell you Santa KNOWS what you need
not what you want!

This is the second time I've uploaded this.
The first time it got blamed because it blew peoples minds.
Ill give you guys a second chance to play with this so you can realize that it truly is
POWERED BY THE REAL MAGIC OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.
Enter your wildest Christmas desires into this and get a magic surprise!
ENJOY!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!