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Messed-Up Bible Stories 2

April 4, 2007 –
May 10, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

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Unbelievably Messed-Up Bible Stories: Adam and Eve: Based on actual scripture from the bible, this cartoon series plans to tell “the greatest story ever told” with complete accuracy, and in chronological order.

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you know

if i had to choose to read the bible or wach messed-up bible stories it would be the 2nd option. XD

haha hilarious

hey everybody who is commenting on her that is either upset or angry, just chill out.
the creation story is just a metaphor.
no, christians dont think it took 7 days to make the entire universe and that 2 humans fucked us over for eternity.
its just a story lol

HAHAHAHA!

ooooooh. That was coldeth....
When you really think about it sometimes Genesis seems as sensible as Homer's Odyssey.

Interesting...

Storywise, there's lots of funny bits here, but some of the jokes do fall a bit flat and are a littel annoying (Adam being gay for instance, for instance).

Art: Decent, but WHY are the character's noses on the SIDE of their faces rather than below the eyes? It's distracting! I cant focus on the story because it just makes no sense for characters to have a nose attached to their chin!

Overall though, it's a good cartoon, look forward to the next eps.

meh...

IT was okay....Not great, but pretty good. I didn't find it very funny, actually. I could pretty much predict where it was going to go. None of the jokes surprised me.

For the benefit of WolfgangDS,
Adam and Eve had a little bit of a problem...
They had two conflicting commandments. The first was to multiply and the second was not to eat the fruit.
The trouble was, how can you, as it were, "do the do" if you have a completely innocent mind, like a child? your average 7-year-old boy or girl is probably not thinking about sex right now.
But, once they learn more about right and wrong, good and evil, then they start to get those desires and temptations. Get it?
So the one commandment couldn't be fulfilled without the other.
Simultaneously, Adam and Eve were immortal and perfect at that time. We have NO IDEA how long they were in the garden. It could have been a week, it could have been several million years. Adam DID name ALL the animals. I doubt he knocked that out in a weekend, eh?
But, Adam and Eve had to fall. It was neccesarry. How could you have joy without pain? you'd have nothing to compare to. You'd basically be stuck in neutral for your entire existance.

So...there ya go. The bible according to me....and some other people....lol.

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4.03 / 5.00