Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.
A while ago on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "MUDKIPS? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could say 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and..."
Before I finished the sentance, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back out two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd around him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were all shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling, "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?
wow
so normally, I'd probably try to get this thing banned, cus the animation was lame at best with half the movie being a black screen. But I read the story behind it first, and if that's true, which is doubtful, I had to give you a 3. That's some crazy stuff man
hmmmm
Was one of you raiding the habbo pool recently?
Lol
I laugh at the idiots who find copy pasta real.
Me too.
the movie thing wasnt great
i'll ignore the crappy movie over the fact that that was the funniest story i've ever heard. its a little unbelievable though, but for some weird reason i trust you. 5'd
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Sock it to me!
That line was so funny! The whole script was funny! With jokes like that cottage cheese one, and that whole deal with Bobby, how can you go wrong?
I loved the music, Aphex Twin and The Monkees is an odd combonation but you made it fit.
The graphics were beautiful, I could see that you spent alot of time on your FBF animation. It's good to see things that have real animation rather than a few people standing around quoting Family Guy.
There was no violence, but that doesn't really matter.
Now here's my favorite part, the way you intergrated interactivity into this is simply genius. I absolutely love the consept of an interactive movie.
I hope to see this kind of quality from you in the future!