No. Just... no.
1) Mouth away from microphone. Seriously, it's not that hard, and it gets rid of a lot of distortion.
2) Subtitles are meant to help with understanding what's being said. "dhgrasola" or whatever the hell it was? No good.
3) Wow. Pee jokes. Last time I laughed at one of those I think I was in third grade. Or was it second?
4) Incompetence can be funny. A lawyer claiming that his client pleaded guilty when the client hasn't, not funny. A lawyer demanding to know the answer to 2 + 2 because he can't do math homework, not funny.
5) Some guy imitating Hamlet when trying to decide whether or not to have sex with a chick? Maybe funny, but I'd need some alcohol. The same thing with a dead chick? No.