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Resident Evil SARS Part 1

November 26, 2006 –
January 9, 2021
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

Edit> RACCOONS DON'T LAY EGGS, BUT ALIENS DO =D

Edit> What the...? How did this get front page...no seriously, I'm curious.

Woohoo! Finally finished the animation. This is part 1 of three, and is certainly the best animation I have completed so far. The lip sync does go off slightly, but I don't think it's that bad...there is a lot of dialogue in this animation, little action and zombies, but I assure you all that will come in Part 2.

Now shh, watch the animation.

Reviews

All flair, no substance.

You're not bad as a flash animator, but your cannot write. The entire flash was completely disjointed and incomprehensible. The jokes were terrible and I didn't get any of the allusions. Why did you even relate this flash to Resident Evil? (Other than the character names I saw no correlation). Back to the drawing board...

i give it a .00001 out of 10

im not sure what just happened. i watched most of the flash . . . i think . . . but i just couldnt finish it. the racoon joke came straight from family guy, and that wasnt cool. the rest of the "humor" was so dry, not even water could have helped. you should have named this citizen neutral, bc the fact that resident evil is in the title of this is almost a sin. maybe you and the guy that made russian mafia on mars can go somewhere and start a flash artist anonymous group about what not to do in your next flash movies. sorry, but its just the truth.

<deleted> responds:

Like the last guy I responded to, I was aiming for the raccoon of American Dad, but what ever.

Horrible.

Simply put, it just wasn't funny, and I know you attempted to make it humorous. The voices didn't even sync right, and the characters did not move around enough, they were too stiff. It seems that you just got lazy and didn't go all the way, do more next time. It's not quantity that passes for a good flash, but quality, so if you are disappointed by the reviews from the few sensible people here, remember that.

How is this **** Front Page?

oh come on dude, we know u cad do better than THIS? there was no shading in the character detail, the real life items were pretty dumb, and it was not funny, not even in the retarded sense. I know about funny, though im not an expert, but i dont need to be to know how bad this is. I watch Family Guy, South Park, Robot Chicken, The Simpsons, Comedy central Presents, this disgrace of a flash does not appeal to any ogf those sense of humor.

Call me dead inside, but i think u really need to work on ur flash, and ur humor, BTW where is ur story line? and the voices were horrible, i liked the music though. And the preloader was ok. But i have definitly drawn the conclusion that this flash is not front page material. like the guy said before me, our standards for a good flash are failing, and we need to cut the crap and get some good flash on front page.

*yawn*

To all those posting how amazingly funny this flash was:
In short my question to you would be "WHY?", possibly preceded by an "oh god". You must be either; 1) The kind of idiot that laughs when someone says 'willy', or 2) American
Anyway, i digress
An autistic 5 year old could write a better comedy than this by flinging a pair of shit filled y-fronts at the computer screen.
I mean yeah the raccoon gag was funny...when family guy did it. due to the fact that it was interspersed, well timed and more random.
The pointless usage of random elements flying in and setting fire to things was neither funny nor entertaining, but made me think that this flash was becoming increasingly shite.
The whole premise of the title suggests a play on the S.A.R.S outbreak (which was going to wipe out the human race apparently...whatever happened to that?) linked with Resident Evil. Upon viewing the flash, i discovered that not only this element of the story line was non-existent, but every other element (dis?)appeared to be as well. The ending was a copy of the original game except nowhere near as hilarious in it's tragedy. To call this a parody of Resident Evil is an insult, and I, as any true Resi fan should be, am outraged.
It goes to show that any old puddle of chicken piss proclaiming itself to be a parody of a popular game can achieve undeservedly good ratings in the portal nowadays, spurring on the incessant invasion of 12 year old with delusions of grandeur that their Zelda/Metal Gear Solid crossover set to the story of Tomb Raider using Mario sprites can achieve a daily 1st place. Sad thing is it probably will.

The humor was terrible, sickening even. The models were actually quite well drawn, though wooden and unshaded. The sound quality was poor and cringingly out of sync.
Forgive me for being harsh, but I find insulting to capable flash artists that tripe such as this quailifies for the front page. Had I merely seen this in the portal, I would have reviewed something like "alright, but not funny. try harder" under the perfectly rational logic that it would either be blammed or forgotten from viewer memory.
However it wasn't and this serves as a constant reminder of the inreasing poor standard of work that it ever creeping it's way into frontpage places.
I plea to The Fulps and every NG viewer with a modicum of intelligence to please not push shite like this into our faces. You get my hopes up for something good then let me down and make me want to cry.

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