Owned by a slime... Ouch.
Yah. I used to play MS a lot too. Had a level ~28 Thief-to-be-an-Assassin on Windia, but... Too many wierd people.
That, and I got addicted to the PQ.
10000 Slime Gels?!? That's like... Wow. I feel sorry for that character - so many misc spaces that were taken up that could be used for collecting ores.
I wish Tespia was still up. I had a level 35 Cleric with a Black Devil's Robe and a Pan Lid.
It's been a while, but maybe I'll pick up the game again - just gotta commit the time to it... Which I will more than likely not do, because I'm lazy.
Gah, I'm digressing...
I must say, the humor was sweet and short. Yes, I meant to word it like that.
The topic content... Brilliant. Never thought I'd see anything about this anytime soon.
Good luck, and may your next quest have luck!