You!
you wannabe p bot,
this is a parody, dude the meaning of it is to make jokes about it!
you say: 'theres no such thing as sand chickens and killing each 1 with 1 hit with a mith skimmy' ITS A PARODY! slayer really sucks, its not about the sand chickens or the weapon, its about the fact that slayer is boring!
btw ur noob