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So you took a good piece of flash, decided to make a parady of it. Not a bad idea, just you couldn't accomplish it where it was actually entertaining. However, there is hope for you, I have a guaranteed method of getting better at creating Flash movies such as these. Go to your start menu, click on run, and type in "command" (no quotes). Then when you're at the prompt, type in "format c:" (again no quotes). Every question it asks you after that, just answer yes to. This will allow you to make better pieces of Flash then you have presented on the portal today.