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Your icon threw me off. I was suspecting something boring but I go- Oh wait nevermind... Sub par graphics (Nice background though!) and lame jokes leave much to be desired. Of course the 12 year olds on this site probably think this is hilarious so at least you got THAT going for ya.
I don't have much to say for constructive critisim besides just keep doing what you're doing and it'll get better eventually.