First off:
Copy and paste this into your address bar, then hit "Go":
http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/236/winged2.jpg
Time for some real review:
Graphics: The mouth animation was all a crappy movie clip. The few movements of your characters are just single motion tweens going sideways - they don't bounce, don't walk, don't do anything. The art itself is horrible. The at least acceptable art wasn't even made by you, so you get a zero on graphics.
Sound: Wow. I never thought I'd say this, but it was worse than Foamy. See, it was just as annoying, but you also succeeded in making it obvious that you have a crappy microphone, and you're holding too close to your mouth. Being worse than Foamy, your sound definitly deserves a zero.
Interactivity: None. It's a zero.
Style: Been done before. However, this was one of the worst of its kind. You never learn about the characters, and it's very short and stupid. And, just for your information, you used a lot of poor grammar. Bad writing and unoriginality give your style a nice, round zero.
Violence: Awful. The blood pool was outlined, and had a light part to it. If that was supposed to be shine, you did it totally wrong. The blood trail on the wall didn't even look like blood. The brains that came out of Strawberry were just squiggles. The gunshot was just a cheesy yellow... thing. For all these reasons, you get zero on violence.
Humor: Never laughed, never even smiled. Because of this, you get a zero on humor. And just so you know, the whole "I don't remember the number to 911" is an old, stolen joke. Get some fresh material.
Overall: The numbers average out to below 0.5, giving you a fat zero. I would suggest: better story, grammar, graphics, animation, humor, making it longer, and showing some originality.
Oh, and if your excuse is one of the following:
Excuse: My movie is better than yours / you haven't made any movies.
Response: You see, unlike you, I don't like to waste people's time on crappy movies. I've made movies far better than this, but I don't submit them, because I don't want to waste the time of the Newgrounds viewers. I feel that if people submitted only movies worthy of watching, the portal would be a far better place.
Excuse: I made this quickly and for the heck of it.
Response: If this is the case, then you shouldn't have submitted this in the first place, because you would've known that it was crappy and not worth watching.
Excuse: You're only saying that because you're a clock.
Response: Although that was the thing that motivated me to write a review in the first place, I did not just rate this bad because I'm a clock. Look at what I said, and my reasons, and anyone in their right mind could see that I had a perfectly good explanation for giving you a zero.
Grow up, and stop wasting our time on crappy hate flash that shows that you're more idiotic than many of us are.
~Masquatto