At 10/7/08 12:26 AM, Elios wrote:Where is this thread going anyway....?
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Ash's Dad
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At 10/6/08 10:57 PM, ijustowndU wrote: But he killed Rosie O' Donald when he was combined with the trapper keeper.
thats what the CIA wants you to beileve.
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At 10/7/08 01:07 AM, homor wrote:At 10/6/08 10:57 PM, ijustowndU wrote: But he killed Rosie O' Donald when he was combined with the trapper keeper.thats what the CIA wants you to beileve.
and thats what the FBI, wants the CIA, to want you to believe.
At 10/6/08 10:53 PM, Sabotage wrote: At the end of the series, it is revealed that Pikachu was in fact his father. That's why they have such a strong connection. Although any idiot could tell that Ash is half pokemon, with all the extra compassion he has for his kind.
Woah...that makes the sex he had with pikachu a lot more awkward...
At 10/7/08 01:10 AM, Timmy wrote:At 10/6/08 10:53 PM, Sabotage wrote: At the end of the series, it is revealed that Pikachu was in fact his father. That's why they have such a strong connection. Although any idiot could tell that Ash is half pokemon, with all the extra compassion he has for his kind.Woah...that makes the sex he had with pikachu a lot more awkward...
Indeed it does, friend.
I noticed some people were saying Giovanni earlier, and it seems they are a little mistaken. Giovanni and Ashes mom had a very sexless relationship when they were teenagers, and as Giovanni's teen angst boiled inside him during these years, he was sent over the edge when Mrs. Ketchem wanted to call the relationship off. He bound and gagged her and forced a pikachu he found crawling around the house to have violent sex with her. As you can imagine, it was quite sexually exciting.
Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand (as an act of friendship) without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?
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i figured it out,
ASH doesnt have a dad, her mum broke into profesor oaks lab, and stole poke-sperm, put it in a needle and stuck it up her vagina, then released all the mixed pokecum into her, that would also explain why some people believe ash is halve pokemon lol :D problem solved!
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At 10/7/08 02:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Just read this.
That was life-changingly fantastic. My entire perception of reality has been viciously skewed. If it had a few religious references, I'd say the dude that made Neon Genesis Evangelion made Pokemon.
Why is it that a man can't hold another man's scrotum in the palm of his hand (as an act of friendship) without risking being called a member of the homosexual community?
At 10/7/08 12:26 AM, Elios wrote: Team Rocket actually works for a laundry mat. They're not trying to steal Pikachu, they want to wash Ash's, Misty's, and Brocks skanky clothes.
This made me giggle like a girl.
Also Ash's dad is actually himself, he fucked his mom causing himself to be reborn so he can continue his pointless never ending quest to catch all those damn Pokemon.
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At 10/7/08 12:34 AM, Sun-Wukong wrote: Giovanni!
That is one possibility I am still concerning. I mean, come on. Giovanni and Ash have never met face to face, Giovanni doesn't even know the Pikachu Jesse and James are trying to catch, so it is a possibility.
However talking about this is the same as setting up a timeline for the Zelda games and trying to describe Inuyasha and Bleach and how Full Metal Alchemist is a spin-off prequel to both of these... there is no point and you're wasting your time.
On another note I have no idea about anything I said above about Inuyasha, Bleach, or Full Metal Alchemist, however I think that with no idea about any of it I could be right in that factor out of sheer insanity of plot twists and storylines. I think I may have blown someone's mind.
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It made no sense like this thread. And relating Pokemon to South Park.
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At 10/7/08 03:21 AM, JarrodK wrote:At 10/7/08 02:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Just read this.So Ash's dad is just a nobody in the real universe, where Ash is in a coma dreaming of the pokemon universe?
problem solved.
What? Huh? No.
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At 10/7/08 02:25 AM, Minion777 wrote: Just read this.
dude that...makes total complete sense.
At 10/7/08 09:12 PM, MinusNick wrote:At 10/7/08 09:10 PM, Purpin wrote: YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID. HIS DAD IS MR. FUCKING MIME.I really think that we should rapidly pull our troops from Iraq, but no so quickly as to let anarchy come into play again.
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At 10/7/08 09:13 PM, Purpin wrote:At 10/7/08 09:12 PM, MinusNick wrote:It's all Bush's fault, he has us in a war for oil.At 10/7/08 09:10 PM, Purpin wrote: YOU GUYS ARE ALL STUPID. HIS DAD IS MR. FUCKING MIME.I really think that we should rapidly pull our troops from Iraq, but no so quickly as to let anarchy come into play again.
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You're probably right, but we had to fight those baby-killing terrorists anyways. What's your opinion on abortion?
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At 10/7/08 09:17 PM, agustana wrote:At 10/7/08 09:15 PM, MinusNick wrote: What's your opinion on abortion?My opinion proves I am a woman.
Don't get me wrong: I love the idea of killing unwanted babies.
It's just the thought of letting a woman make a decision that doesn't sit well with me.
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