okay, this is how i find relationships to be.
"Being single is like having Hot water burn on your dick, but In a relationship its like having someone hod hands above your dick, so you dont get hit with the water. and when you break up, all the Hot Water burns on your dick, along with the other water."
:D
WHAT IN GODS NAME.
...that's a horrible phrase.
"relationships are like ice cream, it's really good but sometimes you get brain freeze and you die."
there we go.
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That's preposterous. And stupid.
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no no no no
its like a black guy if hes not there than your a rasist
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At 6/30/08 04:21 AM, Sn1p3rX44 wrote: okay, this is how i find relationships to be.
"Being single is like having Hot water burn on your dick, but In a relationship its like having someone hod hands above your dick, so you dont get hit with the water. and when you break up, all the Hot Water burns on your dick, along with the other water."
D
wtf? Single is fun man, u can screw around with a ton of chicks and not get yelled at cause your not dating.
"Women are like muffins, man. Once you've had a muffin, you'll do anything to get your hands on another muffin."
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Yeah...
I'm not so sure that works, really. See, I never had the feeling of my dick burning while single (if I had, I would probably go get an STD test)...and when not single, I've never had a girl yelling as her hands are constantly scalded by hot water.
To be honest, I don't think that my girl would ever do that for me...hell, anyone can find a good supply of cock elsewhere, and unless you've got a flagpole for a dick, it's really not special enough to be that attached.
Maybe I'm being too literal...if I try to be less literal, well, let's see...in general, I'm more miserable when not single, because women like to spend money. All of it. Your debit and credit cards dis-afuckin-pear, and when your car note comes up, wellnow, you're fucked. And then they want to talk, and cuddle, which is more like nails being slowly driven through your ears, wrists, and ankles--ask Jesus, that's not a real pleasant feeling, he would know (except the ears part)...single, you pass out wherever the hell you want, when you want, and god help anyone who wakes you. You can't jack a girl in the face when she wakes you up for something like work, or a date, or court date. Well, you can, but most states call that domestic assault, and it's a felony.
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Scrounged from the now-epic 'Best Lock Ever' thread:
Relationship: Relationships are like a slip and slide! Sometimes they are wet and others, not so much. They're fun and everyone wants a ride, except for that one asshole who would rather stay on the interwebs instead of having slippery fun. Other relationships are to dry and sometimes, your crotch gets chafed.
Too far?
Ye
At 6/30/08 04:22 AM, SU1CIDEB0MB3R wrote: its like that if your a faggot
Lol, and to piss you off.
COCK JOKE!
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WHAT IN GODS NAME.
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At 6/30/08 04:33 AM, UberCream wrote:
:bla bla bla Chafed cock bla bla Wet slide bla
Too far?
Fucking Hilarious
im posting a blog about this lolol
WIN.
WHAT IN GODS NAME.
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relationships = happiness... to which i got to say....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVoQfoU0 dQ&feature=related
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you might want to get that dick burn checked out. probably why you ended up single.
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