I'm not so sure that works, really. See, I never had the feeling of my dick burning while single (if I had, I would probably go get an STD test)...and when not single, I've never had a girl yelling as her hands are constantly scalded by hot water.
To be honest, I don't think that my girl would ever do that for me...hell, anyone can find a good supply of cock elsewhere, and unless you've got a flagpole for a dick, it's really not special enough to be that attached.
Maybe I'm being too literal...if I try to be less literal, well, let's see...in general, I'm more miserable when not single, because women like to spend money. All of it. Your debit and credit cards dis-afuckin-pear, and when your car note comes up, wellnow, you're fucked. And then they want to talk, and cuddle, which is more like nails being slowly driven through your ears, wrists, and ankles--ask Jesus, that's not a real pleasant feeling, he would know (except the ears part)...single, you pass out wherever the hell you want, when you want, and god help anyone who wakes you. You can't jack a girl in the face when she wakes you up for something like work, or a date, or court date. Well, you can, but most states call that domestic assault, and it's a felony.