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I'm giving up Masturbation!

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 16:01:05


I can't stop haha. I just really don't think it is possible to quit 100%. But in 20 years, when you're married and your wife won't give you any, you will be back. It gets us all eventually.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 16:02:39


You can't do it.


fuck yuo idiote

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 16:06:14


i wont give up until my gf gets horny enough to do it for me


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 16:11:07


Out of curiosity, is porn a venial or mortal sin?

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 16:33:06


At 6/18/08 04:11 PM, Blob1994 wrote: Out of curiosity, is porn a venial or mortal sin?

i beleive in every religion its a sin.


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 16:49:30


At 6/17/08 08:37 AM, levusbevus wrote: Well I'm a Jehovah's wittness. Which is a type or christianity based on the bible.

Let me ask you something.

Jehovah's belive that only around 100 000 people will get to heaven, right? And there are more than 100 000 of you out there, right? And you go knock on people's doors, to talk about God, right?

Christians want to make others believe, so that more people can go to heaven... But when YOU knock on peoples' doors, is it because you want them to join you in heaven, or to increase your own score, and your OWN chance to be among the 100 000?

Or am I just waaaaay off track?

Besides feeling guilt for masturbation is sick really :S


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 17:01:00


Enjoy prostate cancer.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 17:05:01


hmmm..i think i might join you.... I too will not choke the chicken anymore....maybe it'll make me wanna try and get my girlfriend to have "whoopie" with me more....


I like pepper.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 17:06:35


At 6/17/08 06:54 AM, Pinafal wrote: 3 days before you'll see either tits or ass on everything you see

yea i know...one time i quit and like 2 weeks later every time a girl would talk all i would hear is moaning....good luck tho.


I like pepper.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 17:10:19


Don't worry, you'll get back on the road. Even if you started month ago.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 17:12:14


Try to beat my record- two weeks, four days, and seven hours.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 17:14:10


in order to give up the addiction you need to trade it for alcahol, weed, or gambling. or get a gf and do what i plan on doing to pass the addiction. (see previous post)


ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:32:38


At 6/18/08 05:16 PM, Grammer wrote:
At 6/17/08 05:55 AM, levusbevus wrote: My religion forbids masturbation and every time I masturbate I can't help but feel like I've done a sin as bad as murder.
Are you Christian? Masturbation isn't a sin

I recall it to be a sin though. i've read that we concider it as unceal and sinful and also is a sign of homosexuality or is an act of homosexuality.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:39:46


Have fun with your prostate cancer!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:41:25


Also, no christians don't think masturbation is a sin, that's the stupidest shit I have ever heard!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:41:41


That's kind of extreme, playing with yourself promotes homosexuality.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:44:39


Masturbation is healthy. Regular masturbation (in males) significantly reduces the risk of enlarged prostates in later years. Every had to pee and couldn't? It's a much worse feeling than guilt over some 1000 year old taboo written by a bunch of fucking cultists.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:50:05


At 6/18/08 07:47 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:
At 6/18/08 07:32 PM, levusbevus wrote: I recall it to be a sin though. i've read that we concider it as unceal and sinful and also is a sign of homosexuality or is an act of homosexuality.
yeah fapping to a bunch of straight porn while thinking about banging girls that's totally gay!!

also, religion can lower the qualiy of life for you and no one will care, but when you attack a group of people such as the gay community because of one line in an ancient shitty book, we've got a problem.

Of-course watching pornography is so totally not a sin, right? Even though it's a sin that's as bad as beastiality or fornication. It's so totally not a sin.

They get the impression that they do it alone with only imagination and that promotes homosexuality.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:52:25


Refraining from masturbation causes you to have frequent wet dreams.

Hide the sheets.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:56:07


Did the same thing about 3 months after starting for what seems to be the same reasons as you. I lasted 2 months and said, "Screw it."

Seriously, why is it a sin, anyway? It doesn't hurt anybody.


Oh, boy.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:57:24


Same thing here evertime i masterbate i feel really guilty.

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 19:59:14


Whenever I feel bad about jacking-off, I set goals. Like I won't fap until school's out, or a week, or whatever.

It's pathetic, I know...

Sarcasm.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:00:43


Good luck man.. just warning you now though, if you come back to fapping after a couple months or so, you're going to be in for a treat.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:01:12


yeah I'll give you a total of 6 months

Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:01:46


At 6/17/08 05:55 AM, levusbevus wrote: My religion forbids masturbation

Who cares?

and every time I masturbate I can't help but feel like I've done a sin as bad as murder.

That's stupid, masturbation is natural. Animals do it.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:01:58


At 6/18/08 07:41 PM, BlackPlastic wrote: Also, no christians don't think masturbation is a sin, that's the stupidest shit I have ever heard!

yes they do, lust is one of the 7 deadly fucking sins

what you said was just stupid!

your stupid!

ya hear about the guy who put his condom on backwards? He went.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:09:00


At 6/18/08 08:04 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:
At 6/18/08 08:01 PM, Iron-Hampster wrote:
At 6/18/08 07:41 PM, BlackPlastic wrote: Also, no christians don't think masturbation is a sin, that's the stupidest shit I have ever heard!
yes they do, lust is one of the 7 deadly fucking sins
I'm surprised they didn't put eating and sleeping as sins also. They are natural, pleasurable actions as well.

dude whenever you get the temptation to jack off, how about doing something to occupy yourself to distract you from fapping. I always draw if I ever want to, I play on a games console if I want to, or my personal favourite, just watch TV. it just keeps my mind off anything that I wouldn't wanna do, for instance smoking, I don't smoke thanx to occupying my time with something else such as games and doodles and TV :P


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:18:05


I don't know. I'm wonder if I should just go and choke the snake right now. I'm seriously getting more tempted to masturbate and the temptation is just growing more and more and it's driving me mad.


Prepare for unforeseen consequences.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:20:08


At 6/17/08 06:05 AM, levusbevus wrote:
At 6/17/08 06:01 AM, Twerpo wrote: How old are you? 12?
14 actually

late much?


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-18 20:21:19


You'll just have sex a lot more...

hmm...

Good idea!


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