I sat listening to Iron Maidens song Paschendale which made me make up rhimes in the same style. I hope you like it and I hope you could give me some ideas or constructive critizism.
The COD4 Noob
He's trigger happy
but his aim is crappy
he shoots through every wall
hoping to hit them all
If you're in need of a score
then Martyrdom will give you more
Launch a nade through the map
and Remember doubletap
All defence is crap
get ready to rush in for attack
Or stay behind
I got something on my mind
I will hide till I see
the running enemy
Then I'll fire rapidly
Bring him to to his knees
make sure he never flees
He won't get to the trees
If you're in need of a score
then martyrdom will give you more
Prepare your steady aim
the outcome is the same
fire and hope you win
lazyness is a sin
If you're in need of a score
then martyrdom will give you more
Three nades thrown randomly by you
they did what they were ment to do
What is better than nades galore
getting fucked in singapore
Blow up everything 'round
not always on hostile ground
I could take you down
from another town
I play like a pro
but you'll never know
Friendly fire is turned on
soon the players will be gone
I'm not sure what to say
only that grenades are gay
If you're in need of a score
then martyrdom will give you more
Firing P90 every way
this certainly proves the fact you're gay
Run straight across the street
And prepare for your defeat
Now that the end is near
You should have grabbed some other gear
I hear you whine and cry
now is the time to die
If you're in need of a score
then martyrdom will give you more
Get yourself some real skills
Stop harvesting those cheap kills
Noobs like you give me the chills
but I refuse to take those pills
Bunnyjump, now that was sweet
You know it's everything but leet
You're standing by the flag
waiting for a noob to frag
You don't care to aim
because you are so lame
He just bought this game
but it can be the same
If you're in need of a score
then martyrdom will give you more
He hit me in the head
and says I suck
But even he knows it was luck
Who's the victim in this text?
I don't know but you're next
These lyrics are so very true
I know clearly who I'll sue
I don't have any music to the lyrics yet but I'll work it out. :)