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Rash on my balls

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Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:32:53


I have a rash on my balls. They are constantly sweaty and all red and stuff. It is bleeding from me scratching it too much. What the fuck am I supposed to do? HELP ME! I'm in desperation...

I swear it was that Kevin Keegan who did this to me... That bastard!

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full0fish

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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:36:31


Dip it in freezing cold water. No joke.


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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:39:28


At 1/20/08 05:36 PM, Bomshaw wrote: Dip it in freezing cold water. No joke.

I have... now they have swollen slightly! :S


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full0fish

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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:39:32


Go see a doctor before your balls melt off


Blah Blah Blah

Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:39:52


At 1/20/08 05:39 PM, full0fish wrote:
At 1/20/08 05:36 PM, Bomshaw wrote: Dip it in freezing cold water. No joke.
I have... now they have swollen slightly! :S

BUT THE ITCH IS GONE AMIRITE?


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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:40:25


Go see a doctor, and get some medicine. That's all.

Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:41:37


At 1/20/08 05:39 PM, full0fish wrote:
At 1/20/08 05:36 PM, Bomshaw wrote: Dip it in freezing cold water. No joke.
I have... now they have swollen slightly! :S

Dip it in steaming hot water. No joke.

Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:51:00


At 1/20/08 05:41 PM, Chicken-Choppa wrote: Dip it in steaming hot water. No joke.

Now they have shrivelled up! For the love of god I need medical attention. However, it is 11pm here. I can't last through the night and it is getting worse. RRRRR...

I have taken pain killer and a laxitive. And sleeping pills and nothing helps!


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full0fish

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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:52:14


At 1/20/08 05:51 PM, full0fish wrote:
I have taken pain killer and a laxitive. And sleeping pills and nothing helps!

I refuse to believe that you actually took our advice. No one can be of that low intellect.

OTHER THAN ME LOLOLOALDFADFS

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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:52:28


At 1/20/08 05:32 PM, full0fish wrote: I have a rash on my balls. They are constantly sweaty and all red and stuff. It is bleeding from me scratching it too much. What the fuck am I supposed to do? HELP ME! I'm in desperation...

I swear it was that Kevin Keegan who did this to me... That bastard!

yeast infection!


"Chill I got this."

Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:57:56


Help! RAAAARRRGH! :S It is starting to look like forced kilers sig!


You can make ugly people on Sims 2.

Type in Buzz Lightyear on google images!

full0fish

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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:58:08


You have 4 options

1. Get some medical attention
2. Wait for problems to solve themselves
3. Cut your balls off or shoot yourself in the head
4. Keep listening to these "wonderful" advices


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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:58:44


Doctor, noa.

Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:59:04


Put some Bengay on it.

I'm pretty sure that always helps.


SON OF BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER? DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 17:59:22


Usually when a rash occurs, it is dry skin that is irratated, and manipulation of the affected area (Ice, cold water, scratching etc) irratates it more.

This will help i promise: First off, get a damp washcloth, with cold water, and gently, soak your testicles for a few seconds, until some of the pain subsides. Next, apply a think layer of Petrleum Jelly (Vasaline) to the affected area. This will work, vasaline does wonders for dry skin. And avoid contact with clothing for a little while.


Do what now...?

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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 18:00:42


take an oatmeal bath. the kind you take when you have poison ivy.


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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 18:00:58


You could try shaving them...


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Response to Rash on my balls 2008-01-20 18:01:48


Probably jock itch.

You got fungus on your balls because your not cleaning it enough or masturbating into your underwear.