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altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 03:59 AM Reply

I would like to tell you all of a story, unheard of except in small circles of people, most likely eskimos . I shall now brave up and compose what might be significant, heartfelt and used for ages to come, by us all.

MPA does not use toilet paper after a huge beershit. Drip dries, like the ancient and racist pilgrims of 1704.

This, I give to you NG, with wishes of no more late night arbys after your bout with liver rape. Amen.

At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:00 AM Reply

Amen

What can a thoughtful man hope for mankind on Earth, given the experience of the past million years? Nothing

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:03 AM Reply

i heard this threads was about something peacekid isnt involved in?

altr gives back to the NG community

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:09 AM Reply
At 9/26/07 04:03 AM, Peacekid wrote: i heard this threads was about something peacekid isnt involved in?

Exactly:
[02:42] * Joins: Peacekid (peacekid@=24vmd-84-87-315-632.hawaii.re s.rr.com)
[02:42] * ChanServ sets mode: +b *!*@*.hawaii.res.rr.com
[02:42] * Peacekid was kicked by ChanServ (You are banned from #newgrounds.com: Peacekid - Just because you've evaded doesn't mean you're going to stay. [Permaban])

At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:11 AM Reply

i think i can safely say.... WHAT?!?! WTF!?!!?

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:20 AM Reply
At 9/26/07 04:09 AM, altr wrote:
At 9/26/07 04:03 AM, Peacekid wrote: i heard this threads was about something peacekid isnt involved in?
Exactly:

picture spam.

apologies for being a douche

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:25 AM Reply

Those brave souls. Drip-drying a real ring-stinger. God bless America (even though I'm from the UK and I hate all you Yanks, calling it "Fall" coz you don't even know how to spell "Autumn" >:( )

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:31 AM Reply

I have webbed toes.

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 04:55 AM Reply
At 9/26/07 04:25 AM, TamiyaGuy wrote: Those brave souls. Drip-drying a real ring-stinger. God bless America (even though I'm from the UK and I hate all you Yanks, calling it "Fall" coz you don't even know how to spell "Autumn" >:( )

Here is me being British: "Iu huve au huuge troulluey paurked by muy arseu"

Also, Brits use coal for TP, I mean, touliuteu paupuer.

Also also, MPA eats diamonds and shits coal, that is than turned into paper machadedeedededd british warheros from the 1600's.

At 1/16/09 06:14 AM, Jonas wrote:
: Altr remains the only reason the BBS is here. It waits for him to post, and cries when he ignores it's unlubed asshole.

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 05:03 AM Reply

Why is coal worth less than diamonds?

COAL:
Keeps you warm
can write with it

DIAMONDS:
can be used to drill holes in glass so yoou can steal more diamonds...

COAL WINS!

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 05:04 AM Reply

Thank you altr. I can go on today enlightened and more confident and respectful with my rolled papers.

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 01:51 PM Reply

its true i drip dry the shit outta my b33rshits gotta get that motion down like boucnity dont break the toilet hoppity dippity swooshin n swoopin. etc etc

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 01:53 PM Reply
At 9/26/07 04:20 AM, Peacekid wrote: picture spam.
apologies for being a douche

Appology accepted! =D

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 01:54 PM Reply
At 9/26/07 03:59 AM, altr wrote: I would like to tell you all of a story

BBS stories are not allowed, sonny!

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 01:54 PM Reply

welcome to newgrounds guy !!!
In newgrounds there is much flash if you didnt notice

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Response to altr gives back to the NG community Sep. 26th, 2007 @ 01:58 PM Reply

altr i wanna suckle the dried beer out of your ass hairs.

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