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Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:27 PM Reply

You ever beat your meat before you cook it? I find that it is worse than not doing it, makes it unchewable.

I only beat my meat if the rest of the family prefers it.

What about you?

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:28 PM Reply

Tongkatsu requires a small metal mallet with little grooves to be pounded into it for some time. Never really knew why.

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:28 PM Reply

Fail.


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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:28 PM Reply

I usually do beat my meat, and beat my meat, I mean masturbate furiously.


No, I'm NOT an alt! See my username?

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:29 PM Reply

In before ''I see what you did there.''.

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:32 PM Reply

At 9/1/07 11:29 PM, AngryBanana wrote: In before ''I see what you did there.''.

Hey... I see what you did th-LAWL CANDLE JACK BITC

do a barrel roll

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:34 PM Reply

Im such a gangsta. I luv to beat my meat. lul

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:34 PM Reply

I C WHAT U DID THAR!!

Yes, I beat my meat, Especially beef.


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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:36 PM Reply

I beat my meat to give it some pleasure.

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:36 PM Reply

I sell beef, we don't beat it though. It's generally grinding and a process called "cubing".

oh God...
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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 1st, 2007 @ 11:59 PM Reply

I sell my meat. I also put a plastic bag over it when I give it to the customers.

:would you like some fresh meat?


I have returned.

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 2nd, 2007 @ 12:03 AM Reply

i eat my meat raw


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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 2nd, 2007 @ 12:08 AM Reply

I choke my chicken before i eat it.

Does that count?


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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 2nd, 2007 @ 12:09 AM Reply

Hey know what's kinda funny, the title of this topic could possibly suggest masturbating.

heh


- ><--stick vs. sprites-->< - ><--flat beat-->< - ><--pico vs. sticks-->< -

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Response to Do You Beat Your Meat? Sep. 2nd, 2007 @ 12:19 AM Reply

Both misleading AND semi-win fail


I feel like typing today...

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