Do You Beat Your Meat?

[IS1508]

You ever beat your meat before you cook it? I find that it is worse than not doing it, makes it unchewable.

I only beat my meat if the rest of the family prefers it.

What about you?

[Seriana]

Tongkatsu requires a small metal mallet with little grooves to be pounded into it for some time. Never really knew why.

[Aliensandwich]

Fail.

[not-an-alt-at-all]

I usually do beat my meat, and beat my meat, I mean masturbate furiously.

[AngryBanana]

In before ''I see what you did there.''.

[flaws]

At 9/1/07 11:29 PM, AngryBanana wrote: In before ''I see what you did there.''.

Hey... I see what you did th-LAWL CANDLE JACK BITC

do a barrel roll

[IS1508]

Im such a gangsta. I luv to beat my meat. lul

[Whomper]

I C WHAT U DID THAR!!

Yes, I beat my meat, Especially beef.

[NaughtyOttsel55]

I beat my meat to give it some pleasure.

[Tinkco86]

I sell beef, we don't beat it though. It's generally grinding and a process called "cubing".

oh God...

[IND658]

I sell my meat. I also put a plastic bag over it when I give it to the customers.

:would you like some fresh meat?

[haveabadday5]

i eat my meat raw

[Grimfenix]

I choke my chicken before i eat it.

Does that count?

[brainface]

Hey know what's kinda funny, the title of this topic could possibly suggest masturbating.

heh

[Spanish-Castle-Magic]

Both misleading AND semi-win fail