17:36 PM, March 31st.
We've just recieved word from the deep underground base in Nevada, area 42, that the base has been compromised, and a lockdown has been taken into effect.
At exactly 1600 hours, an electrical fault caused the unauthorised realease of a specimen, an incredibly volatile creature, under strict orders to be kept in suspended animation at all times.
This specimen has been known to think strategicly and tacticly, whilst possesing great strength and an unquenchable blood lust.
Immediatly after its release it sent the base into complete lockdown, trapping all the scientist and solidiers inisde, and released the remaining captured specimens.
By 18:30 PM we were picking up no human life forms inside the base, so we knew what to do.
We used a fall back plan, put into place incase any such outbreak should ever occour.
The back up plan is known as plan alpha z, or "operation lulz"
Operation lulz was constructed by the worlds greatest super villians, who where later thank'd and shot for their crimes against humanity.
The explosive had no use to us, so we kept it somewhere where nobody else could get their hands on it.
We put it in the top secret military base area 42, and hooked it up to an outside detonation system, if ever such an outbreak as the one occuring now where to happen.
Operation lulz would annihilate the base and anything inside, and now it was time for its activation.
We arrived at the bunker where the access codes were held by 01:00 AM, April 1st, and entered them into the computer infront of us.
The timer began immediatly.
The numbers raced downward..
05:27
03:12
01:26
Just then we recieved a message from inside the abse from one of the soldiers.
Its said "APRIL FOO-", then emmited a low crackling noise.
We all stood quietly for a moment, then i said "well, shit".
