When I was younger, I thought:
My gran and grandad played the main characters in Grease.
People were born as monkeys and grew up into humans.
Orange paint is the blood of an orange.
Babies were able to crawl up their mums throat and look out her mouth.
Dogs could talk, but didn't like doing it in front of humans.

What about you?

those fake dudes like santa, tooth furr, and jesus

My bollocks were my brains.

Babies where under the shirt, not under the skin. To give birth, all you had to do was lift up your shirt and let the baby out

TV was live action. There where people acting everything out as I watched it. I didn't understand the idea of recording

in b4 "God"

At 5/25/07 11:11 AM, Sidorio wrote:

Babies were able to crawl up their mums throat and look out her mouth.

my god....

Such a thought is most disturbing.

Wow, even though you were young thats some pretty retarded shit :P
I only used to believe in Santa and all that crap.

That the: Tooth Fairy, Santa Claus and The Easter Bunny were all real.
And that there was a monster under my bed that would pull be under it if i slept to close to the edge bed.

That Santa existed.

I used to beleve that all humans once had tails, andsome guy came and cut them off. For years I dreamed I had a monkey tail stub sticking out of my butt......nuf said.

At 5/25/07 11:18 AM, crazerfish50 wrote: For years I wished I had a monkey tail stub sticking into my butt......nuf said.

fixed.
But, i also thought TV was filmed live, and that sooty and sweep were real life animals.

i used to think that trash cans had a connection to hell,
ithought the sewer was hell
those cmp u face in super samsh brosa melee, i thought those were realy ppl that had a rtalent of playighn at certain levels.
i used to think the fat mouse from chuck-e-cheese was my uncle chris.

At 5/25/07 11:14 AM, Xurch wrote: Wow, even though you were young thats some pretty retarded shit :P

The monkey one was due to being told about evolution far too early.

I thought having sex in a lake would prevent pregnancy, I sure learned my lesson.

At 5/25/07 11:22 AM, Daniel-M wrote:

At 5/25/07 11:18 AM, crazerfish50 wrote: For years I wished I had a monkey tail stub sticking into my butt......nuf said.

fixed.
But, i also thought TV was filmed live, and that sooty and sweep were real life animals.

screw off.

At 5/25/07 11:11 AM, Sidorio wrote: When I was younger, I thought:
Orange paint is the blood of an orange.

you mean it isn't? ohh god

At 5/25/07 11:22 AM, Sidorio wrote:

At 5/25/07 11:14 AM, Xurch wrote: Wow, even though you were young thats some pretty retarded shit :P

The monkey one was due to being told about evolution far too early.

you are so tottaly right. and I didn't come up with that on my own. my mom told me that when i was 4.

I used to believe that the text search will be back up after the weekend.

Santa came through the window because chimneys are too bloody small.

At 5/25/07 11:24 AM, Zen444 wrote: I thought having sex in a lake would prevent pregnancy, I sure learned my lesson.

My favorite response so far, simply because it is so bizarre.

Religion.

At 5/25/07 11:32 AM, BirthofaNova wrote: My favorite response so far, simply because it is so bizarre.

I'm entertaining like that.

At 5/25/07 11:46 AM, Kolohe wrote: When I was a kid, I used to see these ads on TV saying "Don't drink and drive". I didn't even know what alcohol was back then, so I though that this was referring to all beverages. Anyways, I remember telling my dad not to drink coffee while he was driving because he was going to get us all killed.

I thought the exact thing, and once asked if the government had tested it on robots just to be sure. I was quite a gifted child.

At 5/25/07 11:24 AM, Zen444 wrote: I thought having sex in a lake would prevent pregnancy, I sure learned my lesson.

You should've learnt from your parents' mistake.
I used to think life was black and white in the 60's.

i used to think all topics on ng were interesting..
fortunately some still are, this one's rather amusing

At 5/25/07 11:53 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: You should've learnt from your parents' mistake.

I know, why'd they think having sex on a Rollercoaster would prevent me?

At 5/25/07 11:46 AM, Kolohe wrote: When I was a kid, I used to see these ads on TV saying "Don't drink and drive". I didn't even know what alcohol was back then, so I though that this was referring to all beverages. Anyways, I remember telling my dad not to drink coffee while he was driving because he was going to get us all killed.

I remember when I used to think that. I kept telling my mom to stop drinking Dr. Pepper in the car because I didn't want to crash.

Also, when I was in 1st grade, I didn't know anything about sex, but I knew babies came out of their mothers thru some kind of hole, but their was this one girl in our class who thought that humans laid eggs and the babies came from the eggs. She also thought we were still in KIndergarten.

I thought:
I thought everything round was a ball
Everything would stay the way it was
My grandma was always old
My parents were always old
People didnt die from sickness... only if they got shot

Heres a funny one: i used to think putting up my middle fingert was singing to God

At 5/25/07 11:53 AM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote:
I used to think life was black and white in the 60's.

That's funny, I used t aswell, but the thing is , I still can't picture what life was like 'back then' in colour, haha.

I shudder thinking what Laurel and Hardy films would look like in colour.

I wish I remember what I believed when I was younger.
I know I had a crazy mind back then, and there where things that I would say "What the Fucking Hell now.
But, I jus tdon't remember :'(

I remember I didn't knew what an orgasm was or how to sex, but I did it anyway, I believed that sex was a thing people did as a game. Yup, I lost my virginity at the age of 7.

I used to believe the earth was hollow and you could fall in but roads were built over the "strips" where you could falll in. Babys came out the ass hole. I didnt know why some people were "brown" and when a black man went past i asked really loud "Why is that man brown?!" to my dad.