At 6/19/07 03:38 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:
Also, Bonemill, Thanks for the bump ;D
No problem also what did you think of my little writing lol. I done it quick so nothing too thought out :P
Lyrics about NG..
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A Fourm Post Should Be Like A Skirt, Long Enough To Cover The Subject, But Short Enough To Keep Things Interesting.
I just thought of another one LOL. Morbid Angel God of emptiness.
WADDDDEEEEEE, Are your fingers sore?
With all the power in the world.
And all the glory you recieve?
So why is Tom supreme?
WADE... and your powers dropping
He speaks of speak of herecy
And you, you creator
are blinded by He.
Let the spammers go freely
"Yo momma" jokes made, flamed with glee
Those men pleading, "read my sig"
mods were now just riled
Just like a snake hes slithering
Thru the bbs vines
and like fags their posting
"STFU" and "I AR 1337"
The BBS, (repeat and all that good stuff)
free
Bow to wade faithfully
bow to wade splendidly (and so on and so forth)
Kiddmeizter you need to make more cause yours are clearly better than mind and this thread doesnt need to die.
Thanks man lol. Kiddmeizter deserves the credit cause he inspired this idea and his just fucking rocks.
At 6/19/07 04:23 PM, Bonemill wrote:At 6/19/07 03:38 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote:No problem also what did you think of my little writing lol. I done it quick so nothing too thought out :P
Also, Bonemill, Thanks for the bump ;D
I lurved It, Since I know the song.
Also, The Morbid Angel one you just posted was Kick-ass aswell.
I dont know if this has been posted before. If it hasn't its in definate need of bringing up.
At 5/3/07 06:00 PM, JunkyCow wrote:
i hate it when people write songs about NG. it's WEBSITE. Websites are not deserving of songs.
Agreed.
Me: sex is fun God: it is more fun alone.
NG, NG all everyone needs is a boobie.
I'm so talented that songs going platinum.I won't forget about you little people when i own my puddin pool :D!!
Ok, Due to popular demand, I've made a new one!
It's set to the tune of Tornado Of souls by Megadeth
It was a LOT harder to make, But I think It worked out.
So anywa, Here is the Original's lyrics , And the actual Song.
Here it goes, I call it, TORNADO OF BLAMS!!!!
This morning I came online
Gonna have a real good time
I was BANNED, I wanted to cry
I wanted to get my Post count high
Not for the money, Not for the fame
Not for the power, Just no more games!
But now I post, In the forums at 4chan
I can't embrace the spam, Nor get a thousand Rick Rolls.
No more gettin banned by Maus
'Cause she's having Menopause
And now I am going to go... Blam me, some flash!
You're going to know my name
As the guy that always flamed
As that spoiled brat
You wanna beat to death
Now go get Wii .fag. No, Go outside
No, Get the Xbox, NO, GET A LIFE!!
But now I rape, because you said so.
I'm goin' gay,'cause I know I want Tom so.
No more playing WoW all night
'Cause that way, I'll surely die.
And now I am going to go...Get blown by wade!
Who's that gay, That made me so gay?
Who's that gay, that had porn for free?
Who's that gay, That got a new hairdo?
'Cause a big fat dick it'll be for me.
The ugly ape is calling me
A golden chance for me
The future looked so bright
But Wade's ass was more tight.
*Guitar solo, Done by Stamper, In support of the gayness of these lyrics so far*
Hentai, That's on my mind.
Can't do what I really need.
In this bed I made for me
It's where I sleep, Can't make a mess....
My porn is mostly Gay.
Stamper's yellow page.
Enoll's a sexy nurse.
Ross drives a porno hearse.
My porn shall fill your head
As I tuck you in your bed.
Waiting for the update
Watching you masturbate ,
Here comes the ceiling cat.
It's the INTERNET!!
Thank you very much, I will make more, And post them here later,So mods, DON'T LOCK THIS, If you support Metal humor.
Until then, Keep It metal!
At 6/19/07 08:02 PM, Kiddmeizter wrote: Ok, Due to popular demand, I've made a new one!
And this my friend is why we are brothers. :) I loved it
Newgrounds hy do they hate you so?
Newgrounds Penny Bain was a ho fo sho.
Etc.
I know... unoriginal.
Some-Stupid-Idiot For Mod
Contact Me If you want a sig, seriously contact me, I have nothing better to do.
I hate to repeat what everyone's been saying but...
Set to Demilich's The Sixteenth Six Tooth Son of the Fourteen Four Regional Dimensions (Still Unnamed):
Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh (random grunt)
You were born by
A bunch of bored internet nerds
Their milt and spawn impotent unable to give life or have sex
You know there's no Tom or Wade Fulp
Your mission is to show that the only way is banning denial
All clocks and syndicates you see must be crucified before they flee
You're allowed to eat every fool
You know there's no Tom or Wade Fulp
Your mission is to show that the only way is banning denial
Still unnamed...
If you thought these lyrics were weird, read the originals.
You can't spell subtext without buttsex. | I control Psycryptik | Psycryptik controls your mind
At 7/6/07 05:05 PM, ElGhoulio wrote:
If you thought these lyrics were weird, read the originals.
I can already tell they're probably very odd, I mean look at the Song title.
Warning: Sig has been known to cause heart problems, rectal bleeding, and erections lasting longer than 4 hours. If problems persist, take the time to send me a PM.
