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My mom just caught me jacking off

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My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:19:19


She came in and then finished me off, it felt soooooooo good. It was just great guys, her soft hands and everything, and then at the end I blew a huge load of cum in her face.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:19:50


lolk


hghgfh

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:20:15


EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:22:09


At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

Wha!? *grabs dick*

No homo

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:24:25


Considering you made that up, pretty strange. But hey, I've heard worse.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:24:56


That was funny.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:25:26


At 5/2/07 08:24 PM, TurboSean wrote: That was funny.

No it isnt! IT'S GROSS!!!!!

everybody here has been REALLY DISGUSTING. it's bad!

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:25:28


At 5/2/07 08:19 PM, TheLongestDay wrote: She came in and then finished me off, it felt soooooooo good. It was just great guys, her soft hands and everything, and then at the end I blew a huge load of cum in her face.

Oh mah god! No wai man!

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:25:58


At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

Shut the hell up and get off Newgrounds, 4chan-er.

Newgrounds is disgusting. Live with it. Don't go onto every thread you see and spam it up.


I've lived in filth, I've lived in sin

And I still smell cleaner than the shit you're in

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:26:35


At 5/2/07 08:25 PM, powuhranger wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:24 PM, TurboSean wrote: That was funny.
No it isnt! IT'S GROSS!!!!!

everybody here has been REALLY DISGUSTING. it's bad!

Lame alt telling everyone to stop being newgrounders and read books >:(


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:26:41


I've seen posts like this dozens of times...

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:26:53


At 5/2/07 08:19 PM, TheLongestDay wrote: She came in and then finished me off, it felt soooooooo good. It was just great guys, her soft hands and everything, and then at the end I blew a huge load of cum in her face.

remember

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:27:27


Where are all of these threads about porno coming from?


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:27:29


At 5/2/07 08:25 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.
Shut the hell up and get off Newgrounds, 4chan-er.

Newgrounds is disgusting. Live with it. Don't go onto every thread you see and spam it up.

I am not spamming it. In fact, I find my topics to be a very contributing and persuading figure of my notes. I wish everybody here was intelligent enough to comprehend the troubles I'm having with the users' humor status here. I mean, you got to admit talking about male masturbating can be quite a little out of hand.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:28:17


At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

Can I jack some into your mouth?

8===D

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:29:19


At 5/2/07 08:27 PM, LtSurge659 wrote: Where are all of these threads about porno coming from?

Excess of hentai.


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:32:25


At 5/2/07 08:29 PM, Keizer wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.
omg this is the second time this little fuck has posted gay shit everyone masturbates little boy even women grow a set of balls you little shit and stop posting if ur ganna be a little fagget about everything as for the story nice i mean getting ur mom to finish you off you must be a great sweat talker

I'm not "gay" or anything. I'm not saying being gay is a bad thing, but I am not and you are stating something FALSE!!!!!!!!!! anyways, does this look gay to you...?

i don't, so be quiet.

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:32:31


At 5/2/07 08:27 PM, powuhranger wrote:

I am not spamming it. In fact, I find my topics to be a very contributing and persuading figure of my notes. I wish everybody here was intelligent enough to comprehend the troubles I'm having with the users' humor status here. I mean, you got to admit talking about male masturbating can be quite a little out of hand.

Lol. Your funny. 4Chaner's just make us laugh. Thanks for contributing to newgrounds.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:35:19


write a porn novel this shits getting me hard


I hope my sig dosen't come out distorted

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:43:37


At 5/2/07 08:32 PM, powuhranger wrote: anyways, does this look gay to you...?:

No, but you do look like an 11 year old who just hit puberty.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:44:09


At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote:

grow up and read a book!

and hug a tree while ur at it


The Murloc says.. "MWWRRAARRGGLLGGHH"

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:46:40


At 5/2/07 08:22 PM, Yutxz wrote:
At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.
Wha!? *grabs dick*
No homo

Epic win.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:48:41


You know. People sometimes don't want to hear you jack off, and shit. It's a very nasty habit, and for some reason I do it anyway for pleasure, but it's a bad thing to do.


Not needed, non needed, no one bled.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:50:15


I will lol hard if she reads your post.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:51:02


At 5/2/07 08:20 PM, powuhranger wrote: EW JACKING OFF gross...

dude thats nasty! grow up and read a book!

if you jack off, you're homosexual! but i'm not saying i don't support since i respect it! just dont talk about it here.

you're a shitty rip-off to an un-funny alt.


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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2007-05-02 20:53:19


these is why I like Newgrounds

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2015-10-18 07:37:10


Awfully sorry for necroing, but @TomFulp care to explain why this thread from 2008 could possibly be hot topic? Just curious!


*sigh*

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2015-10-18 08:40:53


At 10/18/15 07:37 AM, Splats wrote: Awfully sorry for necroing, but @TomFulp care to explain why this thread from 2008 could possibly be hot topic? Just curious!

Someone must've been Ctrl+F5'ing the thread.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2015-10-18 08:44:40


At 10/18/15 08:40 AM, Radaketor wrote:
Someone must've been Ctrl+F5'ing the thread.

^^^
Most likely this. I remember sometimes people did that deliberately to rake up an extremely high view count.

Also, God Damn my post back then sucked.

Response to My mom just caught me jacking off 2015-10-18 17:01:36


At 10/18/15 04:56 PM, KhanKhendo wrote: This thread is weird. Why does it exist?

Because tomatoes.


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