MALE RULES

1. The MALE always makes the Rules.

2. But, the MALE always lets the FEMALE think she makes the Rules.

3. The MALE is never wrong.

4. If the MALE is wrong, the FEMALE gave him incorrect information.

5. The FEMALE will speak only when she has something to say, which will be determined by the MALE.

6. The MALE'S "Night out with the boys" supersedes all other social commitments.

7. The MALE is the absolute Commander-In-Chief of the T.V Remote Control.

8. Stopping to ask directions by the MALE is a great sign of weakness and should be avoided at all times.

9. The MALE is not required to attend any function that does not involve beer.

10. If the MALE decides the FEMALE is irritable and cranky, the FEMALE must go stay with a friend untill it passes.

11. The MALE is not required to go to any mall ever.

12. The MALE Rules are subject to change on the days of important sporting events.

yea anna nicole smith was kinda a fucked up person

TRIM SPA BABY

amen?

Males not have bewbies.

At 2/10/07 04:16 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Males not have bewbies.

some do to be honest

General forum, not what it used to be...

Are you by any chance Australian?

At 2/10/07 04:13 AM, Torkelson wrote: ...... but vaginas are sooooo gooood.....

This guy's got a point.

At 2/10/07 04:43 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: Are you by any chance Australian?

Screw Australian way of thinking! I don't think he is... he knows how to spell!

In a perverted sense I agree with you..

In a real sense..
Sexist..

At 2/10/07 04:11 AM, G-F-D wrote:

11. The MALE is not required to go to any mall ever.

I love the mall.

You missed Not snow, rain, sleet, nor hail shall stop the MALE from being awesome.

At 2/10/07 04:11 AM, G-F-D wrote: MALE RULES

1. The MALE always makes the Rules.

Not likely.

2. But, the MALE always lets the FEMALE think she makes the Rules.

Female does make the rules, the male decides not to follow it.

3. The MALE is never wrong.

When the male is sleeping

4. If the MALE is wrong, the FEMALE gave him incorrect information.

We both know the male will never ask the female an intellegent question regardless of her IQ

5. The FEMALE will speak only when she has something to say, which will be determined by the MALE.

Because the Female will only say something intellegent which the male will ignore

6. The MALE'S "Night out with the boys" supersedes all other social commitments.

Too fucking right.

7. The MALE is the absolute Commander-In-Chief of the T.V Remote Control.

Because the Female is exanding her mind with this magical thing called reading.

8. Stopping to ask directions by the MALE is a great sign of weakness and should be avoided at all times.

I did once. After I jumped off the roof the male accepted me back into the pride.

9. The MALE is not required to attend any function that does not involve beer.

Wait a minute! I thought such places that dont have any were just to scare you at night!

10. If the MALE decides the FEMALE is irritable and cranky, the FEMALE must go stay with a friend untill it passes.

No, the male will just say he will be in late, but never show up.

11. The MALE is not required to go to any mall ever.

Because the female manages to empty the accounts there in a day and any male intervention would cause bankrupsey.

12. The MALE Rules are subject to change on the days of important sporting events.

HELL YEAH!!!

At 2/10/07 04:13 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 2/10/07 04:08 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I love the mall.

Shut up, it's the MAIL you moron.

NO ITS THE MALE!!

I LOVE THE.... Wait......

arnt you forgeting "the MALE must always be on the look out for HOT female BOOTY unless nagging wife is near by"

or how about"the MALE must watch THE MAN SHOW (tv show) atleast once a week in order to see the facts on how to be a MAN"

You're just like Sam. You fail to see that... Both genders suck.

thats the whole reason why girls don't date you
1.)guys always go everywhere where the girl wants
2.)the girl does the same amount of thinking and doing stuff in the relation ship
3.)girls yell at the boys to stay home to either do stuff for her or to do stuff in the bed room
4.)girls talk when they want to unless they are shy they will only date outgoing guys
5.)most girls don't like guys going out and having a guys night out so they either go with several hotter guys (like i would do because chicks are bitches except me) or other girls.

At 2/10/07 04:13 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 2/10/07 04:08 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I love the mall.

Shut up, it's the MAIL you moron.

Mmm... papery

I just laughed out loud at this.

Rules 13 and 14

13- The MALE is always right.

14 If the MALE is wrong, return to rule Nº13

At 2/10/07 04:13 AM, Torkelson wrote: ...... but vaginas are sooooo gooood.....

they certainly are!

At 2/10/07 04:13 PM, Electric-Bla wrote:

At 2/10/07 04:08 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I love the mall.

Shut up, it's the MAIL you moron.

Mmm... papery

Lol'd.

The MALE is always right because of his penis.

THese have only been said 100 Million times..

This is sexist and it not even funny.

... You're never going to find a wife lol.

hehe not im my house
1. The FEMALE pwns ALL!!!

12. a MALE is never required to do what anyone tells him.

FEMALE RULES

1. Never let the MALE win an argument
2.The MALE must think he is right to have a Ocean view if you know what i mean
3.The FEMALE picks where to eat
4. Dont listen to MALE rules

At 2/10/07 09:57 PM, Wishing-Sart-1993 wrote: FEMALE RULES

1. Never let the MALE win an argument
2.The MALE must think he is right to have a Ocean view if you know what i mean
3.The FEMALE picks where to eat
4. Dont listen to MALE rules

You are disrupting the natural balance! D: